Work is an unpopular way of making money.

A politician told me the other day that the most important thing in campaigning is sincerity ... whether you mean it or not.

A bachelor is a man who has no children ... to speak of.

Boxing used to be great around here. One friend had a great rabbit punch, but they couldn’t catch enough rabbits to fight.

Overheard: I go to shops with more than one barber cause I like serious conversation.

Remember ... getting older isn’t bad as long as you ignore it.

Some men play golf religiously on Sunday.