

If Hollywood knows one thing it’s, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fi x it.” Actually, the phrase is “If we got a hit, let’s run it into the ground.”
This practice is never more apparent than during the summer movie season, the three months out of the year where the studios make most of their money. To be sure, things have changed a bit, as experiments in releasing high-profi le fi lms in the spring and fall have generated big box offi ce, which has resulted in the odd circumstance where there’s only one superhero fi lm being released over the next three months.
This is the only anomaly in the roster of releases set to unspool between Memorial Day and Labor Day as, among the 36 fi lms set for release, about one-third are sequels (10) and remakes (4). If you’re of the opinion that one summer’s slate of fi lms is really no different than another, you’re not far wrong.
While we may think we know what we’re getting, the most intriguing thing about the next three months is seeing which of these movies emerges as a sleeper, a fi lm that separates itself from the pack, one that either defi es expectations or is so different from the rest of the fare that it proves to be a surprise hit. What with this summer series looking like the same ole, same ole, here’s hoping there’s more than one.
Having enjoyed a record run at the box offi ce last year, propelled by an unusually strong schedule over the summer months, the studios would like nothing better than to repeat that success. They’ll have a hard time doing so, for as you’ll see from the following descriptions of the 36 aforementioned movies set for wide release, there’s likely no record-setters in the bunch. Here’s hoping the eight indies (p.13), provide the sort of intelligent, meaningful fi lmmaking that’s often in short supply during the dog days of summer.
Me Before You (June 3) Adapted from the novel by Jojo Moyes, this weeper revolves around the relationship that forms between a recently paralyzed man and the young woman who takes on the job of being his caretaker.
That she comes from a small town only adds to the possibility that she’ll fall in love with her unattainable patient (review p. 19).
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (June 3) Having won me over with his consistently funny work on Brooklyn Nine- Nine, Andy Samberg can do no wrong in my book. We’ll see if he can live up to my high standards with this musical comedy about a clueless pop star who finds his stardom slipping away. That one of the featured songs is entitled Mona Lisa Sucks only heightens my anticipation.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (June 3) That Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael are back on the big screen isn’t a big surprise. That respected screen veteran and Oscar-nominee Laura Linney decided to share the screen with them is. The mind boggles. …
The Conjuring 2 (June 10) Having scored a minor hit in 2013 with the first chronicle of the experiences of paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga), Blumhouse Productions brings another of their cases to the screen. This time out, the married ghost hunters must contend with malevolent spirits terrorizing a single mother and her four kids.
Now You See Me 2 (June 10) Another hit from 2013 gets a sequel as the group of magicians known as The Four Horsemen (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Dave Franco, sans Isla Fisher) come out of hiding and find themselves at the mercy of a tech genius (Daniel Radcliffe), who forces them to pull a seemingly impossible heist.
Warcraft (June 10) The peaceful realm of Azeroth stands on the brink of war as its civilization faces a fearsome race of invaders: orc warriors fleeing their dying home to colonize another. If this means anything to you, then you’re probably 40 years younger than me.
Central Intelligence (June 17) Accountant Calvin (Kevin Hart) looks up an old pal (Dwayne Johnson), not knowing he’s an undercover CIA agent. You guessed it, he winds up in the middle of a case of international espionage, dodging bullets and running for his life. While Hart’s shtick has grown old, Johnson’s manages to make anything he’s in better. We’ll see if he can do the same here.
Finding Dory (June 17) The flipper’s on the other fin as Marlin (Albert Brooks) and his son Nemo (Hayden Rolence) set out to find the forgetful blue tang Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) who’s gone in search of her family. Coming 13 years after the release of the original, this sequel has big shoes to fill, as Finding Nemo is one of the most beloved entries in the Pixar canon.
Free State of Jones (June 24) Based on a true story, this film recounts an instance of dissension in the Confederate ranks as Newton Knight (Matthew McConaughey) gathers together a group of fellow farmers and slaves to secede from the Confederacy and form their own sovereign state.
Independence Day:
Resurgence (June 24) It’s been seven years since director Roland
Emmerich destroyed the world (2012), so he’s back to make up for lost
time with this sequel to his biggest hit. Eschewing the notion of doing
anything original, the filmmaker brings back the same group of aliens,
who seem to have learned from their mistakes, to take another crack at
wiping us all out and taking over the planet. Mass destruction and
overacting are sure to be featured here.
The
Shallows (June 29) Blake Lively carries this film on her shoulders as a
surfer stranded on a rocky outcrop. While she’s only 200 yards from
shore, a great white shark is preventing her from returning to the
mainland.
The BFG
(July 1) Having gotten a rapturous reception at the Cannes Film
Festival, this adaptation of the Roald Dahl book marks Steven
Spielberg’s return to the sort of fantasy filmmaking that made him a
household name. Mark Rylance, who won an Oscar for Spielberg’s last feature, Bridge of Spies, is the titular giant who turns out not to be as fearsome as everyone imagines.
The
Legend of Tarzan (July 1) For the 50 th time, Edgar Rice Burroughs’
most famous creation will grace the big screen this summer. What could
possibly be new with a character who first appeared 98 years ago? While
this is the beginning of a hoped for new series from Warner Brothers,
great narrative liberties are being taken with the first of Burroughs’
novels, a more independent, strong-willed Jane in the person of Margot
Robbie will be on board and Alexander Skarsgard will be the first Swede
to appear as the titular ape man. If all that fails to pique your
interest, two-time Oscar winner Christoph Waltz is on board as the bad
guy, while Samuel L. Jackson lends further support.
The Purge: Election Year (July 1) Of all the low-budget shockers to come from Blumhouse Productions, The Purge films
have always been the most overtly political. This has never been more
obvious than with this third entry about a senator who survived the
purge as a child and now wants to abolish it. That she meets resistance
to this notion rings uncomfortably true in an election year that’s
prompted paranoia and hate.
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (July 8) After starring in Dirty Grandpa and Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, Zack
Efron goes for the crude comedy trifecta with this ribald tale of two
moronic brothers who score what they think are a pair of classy ladies
(Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza) to take to their sister’s wedding. What
they fail to realize is that their dates are just as raunchy and stupid
as they are.
The Secret Life of Pets (July 8) The studio that brought you the Despicable Me series
hopes to hit it big once more with this animated feature that focuses
on what your pets do when you’re away. While it might not sound all that
original (Toy Story but with animals!), it may offer some
answers as to why your TV set is always turned to Animal Planet when you
get home and that there never seems to be any potato chips in the
house.
Ghostbusters
(July 15) A long time coming, this reboot features ladies who ain’t
afraid of no ghosts, instead of gents. Melissa McCarthy and “Saturday
Night Live” alums Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones are the
four busters in question, while Thor himself, Chris Hemsworth, is
featured as their secretary. Why these four would be out chasing spirits
instead of hanging out with him is anyone’s guess.
The
Infiltrator (July 15) Bryan Cranston stars as U.S. Customs Agent Robert
Mazur who uncovered a money laundering operation that led back to
Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar. John Leguizamo, Amy Ryan and Benjamin
Bratt also star.
Ice
Age: Collision Course (July 22) How this animated franchise keeps going
is beyond me. Crudely rendered, simplistically plotted and featuring the
dullest cartoon critters on record, these movies from 20 th Century Fox
always make big bucks internationally. This time out, that creepy rat,
squirrel thing Scrat, ends up in outer space and causes a cataclysm that
threatens the Earth. Wake me when it’s over.
Lights
Out (July 22) Teresa Palmer stars as a woman who is haunted by a
creature she can only see when the lights go out. Something tells me
I’ll be watching this one through my fingers.
Star
Trek Beyond (July 22) The third time around for the latest crew in
Paramount Picture’s sci-fi cash cow finds the Enterprise bunch stranded
on a remote, hostile planet. While the first two films in this reboot
were very good, the fact that their director, J.J. Abrams, is not
helming this one is cause for concern.
Bad Moms (July 29) Independent distributor STX Entertainment is hoping this ribald comedy will be this summer’s Hangover as
it features three moms (Kristin Bell, Mila Kunis and Kathryn Hahn) who
reach their limit of changing diapers and rattling rattles, so they set
out to regain their youth via a nonstop party.
Jason
Bourne (July 29) Matt Damon returns as Robert Ludlum’s famous spy in
this espionage series that always promised as many bouts of motion
sickness as it did thrills. Expect much
hand-to-hand combat and more than a few headaches due to the excessive
cutting and use of handheld cameras by director Paul Greengrass.
The
Founder (Aug. 5) Perhaps the most intriguing film of the summer, this
biopic features Michael Keaton as McDonald’s founder Ray Kroc. That
alone is enough to get me to buy a ticket and exchange my Big Mac for a
big bucket of popcorn.
Nine
Lives (Aug. 5) Kevin Spacey stars as a ruthless businessman who
discovers his consciousness has been transferred to his family’s cat.
The Shakespearean actor will be providing the voice of the cat. Reread
all of that so the import of it truly sinks in.
Suicide Squad (Aug. 5) DC Comics’ version of The Dirty Dozen, this
big-budget actioner features a group of bad guys who are offered
pardons if they embark on and survive a mission that will most certainly
lead to their deaths. Warner Brothers has been tightlipped regarding
specifics of the plot, but Batman (Ben Affleck) and the Joker (Jared
Leto) are involved, as is fan favorite Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie).
Florence
Foster Jenkins (Aug. 12) Based on a true story, Meryl Streep stars as
the socialite of the title who is a devoted music lover and decides to
stage her own opera on a national stage with herself as the star.
Problem is, she can’t sing a lick. With Hugh Grant and Simon Helberg of The Big Bang Theory.
Pete’s
Dragon (Aug. 12) This remake of the Disney animated feature gets a
live-action doover as it recounts the story of a young boy and his best
friend, who happens to be a dragon. Bryce Dallas Howard, Karl Urban, Wes
Bentley and Robert Redford are all on board to create a bit of magic.
Sausage
Party (Aug. 12) Sporting the greatest title of any film in the history
of cinema, this animated feature follows the adventures of Frank (voice
by Seth Rogan), a hot dog who discovers some awful truths about what
happens to food once it leaves the supermarket.
From the crew that brought you This is the End, any movie that has Salma Hayek voicing a character named Teresa Taco can have my money.
Ben-Hur
(Aug. 19) MGM continues to raid its own film vault by remaking yet
another one of its classics. From the trailer provided by the studio,
this third version of Lew Wallace’s novel seems to be more concerned
with action rather than any spiritual connection that might be made
between its title character and Christ. As Han Solo would say, “I got a
bad feeling about this.”
Kubo
and the Two Strings (Aug. 19) Based on a Japanese folk tale, this
animated feature follows the adventures of a young boy who must track
down a magical suit of armor in order to ward off the monsters that
plague him.
The Space
Between Us (Aug. 19) Set in the near future, this modest sci-fi entry
concerns a young man (Asa Butterfield) who’s been raised on Mars, but
returns to Earth to find his missing father. Screen veterans Gary Oldman
and Carla Gugino are also on board.
War Dogs (Aug. 19) Based on a true story, this dramedy from director Todd Phillips (The Hangover) recounts
how two young men (Jonah Hill and Miles Teller), despite having no
previous experience, scored a $300 million defense contract from the
Pentagon. They end up becoming gunrunners in Afghanistan, oblivious to
the fact that they are in way over their heads.
Don’t
Breathe (Aug. 26) The second horror film of the season deals with a
trio of young teens who break into a blind man’s house, hoping for an
easy score. Suffice it to say, things go horribly wrong as they learn
the hard way never to underestimate the sightless.
Hands
of Stone (Aug. 26) This dual biography tells of boxer Roberto Duran’s
(Edgar Ramirez) rise to fame as well as his relationship with legendary
trainer Ray Arcel (Robert De Niro).
Mechanic:
Resurrection (Aug. 26) Jason Statham beats people half to death and
blows things up real good. Do you need to know anything more than that?
Contact Chuck Koplinski at ckoplinski@usd116.org.