Grandfather ... “We thought nothing of getting up at 5 every morning. My grandkids don’t either.”

Mae West said it: “He who hesitates is a damn fool!”

Bet you don’t even know who Mae West was.

Overheard: “ I don’t like political jokes anymore ... too many are getting elected.”

Overheard: “I became a cop because I wanted to be in a business in which the customer is always wrong.”

“Be careful reading health books; you might die of a misprint.” –Mark Twain

Chuck Fellers