Overheard (not in Louisiana): Customer: “This food isn’t fit for a pig!”

Waiter: “Sorry, sir. I’ll try to bring you some that is.”

Sign outside a home: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the German Shepherd.”

Adult education ... begins when the kids reach teen-age.

A neighbor to another one ... “What happened to that goofy blonde your husband was so stuck on?”

“Oh ... I dyed my hair.”

A sharp nose indicates curiosity. A flattened nose ... “You got caught.”

Chuck Fellers