Dad: “I finally found out why babies suck their thumbs. I tasted some of the baby food.”

Husband: “We’ve been married five years and haven’t agreed on a thing.”

Wife: “You’re wrong again. It’s been six years.”

As a Yankee, I still remember when I first went to LSU being told ... “An alligator can never attack you if you carry a flashlight ... fast enough.”

Eve: “Adam, do you love me?”

Adam: “Who else?”

After church … Maybe the trouble is that we have 10 million laws to enforce the Ten Commandments.

Chuck Fellers