Definition: Cabbage – a vegetable as large as wise as your friend’s brain

Latest info is in ... Eleven percent more men than women are crazy. No info available yet on who drives them that way.

My son from history class: The professor said the country is progressing. George Washington cannot tell a lie; now most everyone can.

Those who complain most about “how the ball bounces” are the one who dropped it.

Overheard … “My friend is growing old alone. His wife hasn’t had a birthday in years.”

Chuck Fellers