Have you noticed ... some people never seem to enjoy a trip until it’s over.

Don’t believe it ... ‘Tis better to have loved and lost than to have loved and won.

If at first you don’t succeed ... get new batteries.

Children should be seen and not spanked ... until they are yours.

Teach your dog ... “Don’t bite the hand that looks dirty.”

“I only like two kinds of men ... domestic and foreign.” –Mae West (1893-1980)

From the next space at the bar, “I’m a light drinker. Soon as it gets light I start drinking.”

Chuck Fellers