At the birthday party ... “ She’s very shy. Shy about telling her age ... about 10 years shy.”

A friend is learning ... “All weddings are happy. It’s the years afterward that can be a problem.”

It isn’t what a teenager knows that worries parents ... It’s they found out!

About the successful politician ... “He changes sides more than a windshield wiper.”

Many a man spends the happiest years of his life ... as a freshman at college.

Chuck Fellers