Overheard ... With winter coming on, my wife wanted to see something in a fur. So I took her to the zoo.

My brother’s first apartment had hot and cold running water without turning on the faucets.

Steve told his client, “You tell the truth, the plain and simple truth.” His client promised he’d try anything once.

A buddy bought a new car. The salesman promised it had things that will last a lifetime. He didn’t explain that was payments.

Nurse: “Sir, you have just become the father of twins.” Man: “Please don’t tell my wife.”