Income tax has made more liars out of Americans than good.

Horsepower was really safe ... when only horses had it.

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience come from bad judgment.

That same young lady was poor on history but great on dates.

My friend was upset with “howto-succeed” articles because they said work for it.

Girlie talk: “She drinks to pass the time, and she’s already passed 2015.”

What did God say after creating man? “I can do better.”