Mark Twain said it “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

Cher said, “The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing then marry him.”

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

Political advice from one who knew: “Vote early and vote often.” – Al Capone

In most cities there are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead.

Overheard ... “ You’d be surprised how much it costs for my wife to look so cheap.”