A guy is aging when the gleam in his eyes is from the sun on his glasses.

Overheard ... College kids can study anything today. The most popular is said to be alibiology.

A careless driver likely to expire before his license does.

A really good TV spot is often better than the show it’s in.

Angels that fear to tread where fools rush in sure miss lotsa fun.

Lots of golfers today wear two pairs of pants just in case they get a hole-in-one.

An idle mind is a good way to relax, but remember, a penny earned is not much.