A guy is aging when the gleam in his eye is from the sun on his glasses.

Overheard … College students can study anything today. The most popular is said to be alibiology.

A careless driver is likely to expire before his license does.

A really good TV spot is often better than the show it’s in.

Angels that fear to tread where fools rush in sure miss lots of fun.

Many of golfers wear two pairs of pants just in case they get a hole-in-one.

An idle mind is a good way to relax but remember a penny earned is not much.

The kind way to say it … he’s a few beers short of a six-pack.

Ever wonder why there are five syllables in “monosyllabic”? And why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Mark Twain said it: “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”

Overheard: “When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.”