Ever wonder why they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Remember ... it’s never too early to do your Christmas shopping early.

Every American child is endowed with life, liberty and a share of the national debt.

It may not be a great day if your birthday cake goes flat from the weight of the candles. Or if your twin brother forgets your birthday.

Remind yourself and your children ... The secret to getting ahead is getting started.

Give the man who has everything a calendar to remind him to pay for it.

If you have a choice of two evils, don’t take either one.

If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?

Many a wife works hard to clean the house before the cleaning lady comes.

Overheard ... “I don’t want to join a club that would have somebody like me.”

Taxpayers are happy when Congress adjourns because then they may have to spend their own money.