Raising a teen is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

Experience lets you make new mistake rather than old ones.

Some people climb the ladder of success. Others just walk under it.

Something you don’t want to hear during your surgery, “What is this thing?” Only a lawyer can write a 10,000 word paper and call it a “brief.”

Three ages of man ... youth, middle age and “What happened to you?”

Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down.

A bachelor behaves in love as long as it’s not followed by honor and obey.

The field of humor is crowded only when Congress is in session.

Remember at tax time: there is an answer simple, honest and forgotten.

Every man has the power to make a woman happy ... stay simple.