Had an early visit to a bar recently and discovered “beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

If everything seems to be going well, obviously you’ve overlooked something.

If a man says something with no woman around, is he still wrong?

The reward for a job well done is more work.

What happens to them ... a lawyer is disbarred, pastry chefs are deserted, band leaders are disbanded?

Writing things down is the best secret for a good memory.

You may have a long day if you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

Grandparents ... the people who know your kids are wonderful even though they know you’re not raising them right.

One thing Democrats and Republicans share in common ... our money.

Art is getting more modern every day. I went to a museum recently, and a statue of “The Thinker” was replaced by a computer.