A South Carolina law prohibits hip pockets because they are so handy for a pint bottle.

Three of our greatest inventions & The inflatable dart board, the waterproof teabag and the book on how to read.

Overheard at a ladies’ bridge club: “I don’t mind doing housework, it’s just that you have to do it again in a few weeks.”

Learned in the military ... Make love, not war or ... do both ... get married.

The groom on his first night with his bride, “Honey, am I the first?” Her response, “Why does everyone ask that?”

The prez just finished his speech and asked for questions. The first one ... “Who else is running?”

Overheard at college: “I love writing; it’s the paperwork that I cannot stand.”

Some nuts don’t want prayer in schools, but thank heaven “In God We Trust” is still OK on our money.

Words you seldom hear or see anymore ... morality, responsibility and thank you.

Abe Lincoln said it: “Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.”