Remember: If you really want the last word in and argument, try saying, “I guess you’re right.”

Definition: Boss – the thing a wife lets her husband think she is.

The husband: “My wife just celebrated the third anniversary of her 20th birthday.”

Overheard: “Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive.”

Statistics show there are more than a hundred million TV sets in this country and only about 65 million bathtubs, which means there are a lot of dirty people watching TV.

Americans have more time-saving devices and less time than any other people on earth.

Some people may be learning today … a small house is better than a big mortgage.

An early lesson: You probably won’t have to explain something if you don’t say it.

There are three ways to tell if you’re getting old. The first is a loss of memory, second is ...