Girlie talk: “When she told the club she was having an affair, we all wondered who was catering it.”

More people are learning everyday: “Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?”

Ever wonder why doctors call what they do “practice?”

A guy I see at workouts idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.

Overhead: “This country is making real political progress. Won’t be long ’til everyone will do exactly what the government says is OK.”

Life was a lot simpler when we honored fathers and mothers rather than our major credit cards.

At workouts again … My friend: “I told my doctor I’d had a great life of wine, women and song.

He said, “The good news for you is that you don’t have to give up singing.”

He also told me he had general anesthesia and woke up four hours later in another room … just like in college.

Always remember: Work is a fine thing … if it doesn’t take up too much of your time.