Newspaper Newsquirk Poem #2

you could write a poem a week just from the newsquirks column one I’ve saved states that in a taiwan province petty offenders have the option of playing mah-jong with oldsters rather than fines or prison time another tells of a man arrested for stealing tools, materials and dozens of doorknobs he confessed he took the other items so it would look like a typical burglary not someone just stealing doorknobs the third was a syracuse study about female bats the males of promiscuous females boasted the biggest testicles but smallest brains while the males with faithful wives had smaller testes and larger brains now what do you make of that and how can all three quirkies be united into one poem guess they can’t

© 2011 Jacqueline Jackson