With a credit card you don’t need money ... With money, you don’t need a credit card.

I used to know a politician who never told a barefaced lie ... he had a mustache.

A pun is a joke at which everyone groans ... that he didn’t think of it first.

My mom ask me, “Do you expect to find the perfect girl?” No, but its better than hunting.

Scientist research shows the average person speaks 10,000 words a day ... and that most wives are above average.

The sermon went on and on ... finally the minister asked, “What more can I say?” A voice from the back offered, “Amen!”

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