From the ladies club ... “I like men who behave like men ... strong and childish.”

Overheard: It’s hard to know when a generation begins ... but it’s usually after 9 p.m.

Remember ... getting older isn’t bad as long as you ignore it.

They said it, “Your face would stop a clock.” And, “Your face would make one run.”

My buddy over a beer, “After three sets of clubs and 10 years of lessons, I’m finally getting fun out of golf. I’m getting out.”

A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Chuck Fellers