Life was a lot simpler when we honored fathers and mothers rather than our major credit cards.
At workouts again … My friend: “I told my doctor I’d had a great life of wine, women and song.
Ever wonder why doctors call what they do “practice?”
For sale: Parachute ... (Only used once. Never opened. Small stain.)
A really smart husband remembers his wife’s birthday but forgets which one.
Patient: “OK … and if you find it, you can have it.”
Know your pets ... Call a dog, and he will come to you. Call a cat, and he will think about it.
Chuck Fellers