At the birthday party ... “She’s very shy. Shy about telling her age ... about 10 years shy.”

About the successful politician ... “He changes sides more often than a windshield wiper.”

And ... “Nothing makes him drink the way he does. He’s a volunteer.”

A friend is learning ... “All weddings are happy. It’s the years afterward that can be a problem.”

Have you noticed ... some people never seem to enjoy a trip until it’s over.

- Chuck Fellers