At the gym ... “When I feel like working out, I lie down until the urge goes away.”

A fool and his money are soon popular.

Again ... “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy the evidence that you tried.”

Dad told me ... “Card playing will be expensive and so will any game where you start by holding hands.”

Too many politicians are full of promises that go in one year and out the other.

Remember ... the main difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the prison walls.

Chuck Fellers