In the old days, our barber was also the small-town doctor. He agreed to take a little off the sides after he got my appendix out.

Strange … TV families never seem to watch TV.

Scientists have found a way to turn normal cells into cancerous cells. It’s called smoking.

Have you noticed drinking may be why you get kinda loud. The label tells it … alcohol percent by volume.

Some animals really got it made … a pride of lions, school of birds, rack of lambs …

My wife’s good friend … “I’d like to have a husband in prison. Then I’d always know where he was.”

This guy brags a lot about the great fiction he writes every year just in time for April 15.

He said it “My wife is paranoid. She has a rear view mirror on her stationary bike.”

Your best friend … will always be there … when he needs you.

It still works … To keep the teenagers at home, let the air out of their tires.