Mark Twain said it … “Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.”

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

Cher said this: “Some women get all excited about nothing then marry him.”

Political advice from one who knew … “Vote early and vote often.”

In most cities there are two kinds of pedestrians – the friends and the dead.

Johnny Carson knew a guy who quit smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy up to the day he killed himself.

Income tax has made more liars out of Americans than golf.

Horsepower was really safe when only horses had it.

Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from good judgment.

Overheard … “You’d be surprised how much it costs for my wife to look so cheap.”