If you have advice for your kids, give it to them while they still think you know what you’re talking about.

Overheard… My wife doesn’t lie about her age but some friends wonder if our son was really born when she was three.

Teacher: “Tell me at which battles did Custer die?” Student: “His last one.”

A good boss makes a raise effective when the employee is.

Louisiana mosquitoes are large. A friend was bitten on the arm and the footprints still show.

Californians have a great tan, probably snorting shoe polish.

Cynic didn’t say it… The best way to stop noise in your car is to let her drive.

Sign in local beauty parlor… “Ten years off for cash!”

After church… Maybe the trouble is that we have ten million laws to enforce the Ten Commandments.

An old frat brother has a great gift for the woman who has everything…. Him.