Taking it to the house

The Oklahoma City Thunder might inexplicably still play in the Northwest Division of the NBA’s Western Conference, but don’t tell that to its star player.

TMZ reports that Kevin Durant recently put his 5,910 square-foot Seattle home for sale; asking price $2.7 million. In case you’re curious, the CFN math department informs us that that sale would fetch 29,463 pairs of Durant’s most recent basketball shoes, the Nike Zoom KD IV.

CFN is of course elated to hear that KD officially cut his last tie to Seattle, where he played his first season of pro hoops for the Supersonics, may they rest in peace. Maybe they can take the Mercer Island home and turn it into a monument to what could’ve been.